Big brashy demeanour with a head too big for its body,
it’s in charge of everything and you’re just a nobody.
Struts around town in designer gear,
tattooed arms and ring hanging from his ear.
No hellos or how do you do’s,
he will speak to you only when he decides to choose.
If he wants you to do something then you must do it now,
consider yourself a milk maid and also the cow.
Antling is its name so now you know,
if you ever meet him he will probably tell you where to go.