A Kithorn can be heard for miles and miles,
a mouth the size of a beach ball and daggers for smiles.
No matter the situation or place, the level is the same,
full blast, 1000 decibels, it will send you insane.
Don’t be thinking that you will get to talk with a Kithorn about,
not even if you try your loudest and scream and shout.
Centre of attention is where it likes to be best,
you’ll be praying to god it would just give it a rest.
So if you’re ever unfortunate enough to encounter a Kithorn,
remember your earplugs or you will wish you had never been born.
© C Webber 2017