I bet you have met one of these creatures before,
perhaps you never noticed, perhaps you never saw.
But I’m telling you now with pinky promises made,
they are joke telling folk whose enthusiasm never fades.
Now they are not those kinda jokes that make your belly wobble and laugh,
or chuckle until you cry or until you wanna barf!
These jokes are so terrible they only laugh at them themselves,
usually got a million bad joke books piled up upon shelves.
They can create many disguises but they have a couple that they prefer,
like dads, uncles and grandads is it starting to become clear?
So next time you hear a bad joke, make sure you take a close look,
as it could be a comical creature called a Cornicook.