The Bumfuzzler




In a strange land made of jelly and sand,

a land that quite frankly was like sour milk ever so boring and ever so bland.


There lived a creature no bigger than a imp,

you would be out of your head to call him a wimp.


Strong as an ox and made out of lead,

eyes red like blood, quite scary it has to be said.


He would put you in situations of confusion and befuddlement,

your eyes glazing over with a look quite redundant.


Your mind would just not understand,

all this turbulence leaving you face down in the sand.


His evil demeanour and bewildering stature,

creating environments overwhelming, your soul he would capture.


So if you ever come across him, Bumfuzzler his name,

don’t look him in the eyes, he will drive you insane!


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